13:37pm

Billy is such a tough task master. By the time I had finished the Tae Bo workout, I was sweating like you wouldn’t believe, and I’m not even that much of a sweaty person! I’m now sat watching Bulging Brides on LivingTV, which is actually working wonders for my ego, because I am nowhere near as big as some of these fatsos. I’ve just put my leggings (yes, leggings) on to get ready for my bike ride, so I’m sat on the sofa waiting for the show to finish, stewing in my own sweat. Delish.

I’ve just chowed down on a small bowl of the old Special K with berries, and I ate a kiwi earlier on. I have decided that I am mildly allergic to kiwis, because every time I eat one, my eczema gets worse. No fair, since I adore a kiwi every now and then, plus it’s like, the only fruit we have in at the moment.

Anyway, must be off. I don’t want to miss the last five minutes of ‘We can’t pour ourselves into the wedding dresses which we bought two sizes too small. Obviously.’