12:23pm

Just registered on the Special K Diet website. Ooooh the excitement. It’s telling me that I should be eating Sichuan Pork for my dinner with rice, but I don’t fancy that, so I’m going to have a Hoisin Chicken and Veg stir-fry instead. I think the deal is that as long as you substitute two meals with some sort of Special K product and then keep your other meal healthy and the portion small you should lose weight. Seriously considering buying the bright red swimming costume off the Special K advert . . . Hopefully I will be as hot as that chick once I have finished this Evil Diet.

In other news, Meewps has already cheated as she has just got out of bed and is already eating . . . SHOCKER . . . a NUTRIGRAIN bar!!! How very dare she? Does she not realise that they have 42 extra calories over a Special K bar??? Traitor. Furthermore, she has just brought up the topic of ‘What about the Pot Noodle Soups we have in the cupboard?’ She’s going to be such a Cheater-Pants. Although in fairness, she doesn’t need to be on a diet and they only have 141 calories in them. Damnit, now I really want her to have one so I can have a taste! Doing a diet-pact with a diet-cheater is hard!

Wish me luck . . . ciao for now.