17:40pm

I am so mellow! I love yoga. I feel so relaxed right now. I actually feel really full of adrenalin too! Yoga = best legal high EVER. If anyone wants to try what I’m doing, I would say definitely get and do it! It is so worth it. It’s offensively enough called ‘Basic Yoga for Dummies’, but I let it off for the insinuation that I am a dummy, because it’s just so rewarding. Find it on YouTube. You’ll never look back.

Now, let’s talk about a concern I have. My stomach is still (as much as I hate the word) ‘flabby’ when I am sitting or when I bend over. I don’t think it’s going to be gone at this rate, so I’m going to really work hard on my evening crunches, and may well begin doing crunches in the morning also. I know I have a Slendertone belt somewhere (it’s a belt which you basically put on and it sends electric shocks to your fat to blast them away) but I’m not sure where. I might have to crack that out.

I’m technically supposed to weigh myself on Thursday, but due to my pigging out and excessive snacking yesterday and today, I have decided not to have my first weigh in until Saturday. This means that I can have a solid week at it. Apart from my lunch on Wednesday which I spend with my Grandparents, and Friday when I eat dinner at theirs. My Grandparents contribute so much to my diet failure. As does my dad. And my mom constantly saying, ‘Sweet, nooooo, you don’t need a diet’. And my sister making no effort to follow the rules. And my boyfriend buying me chocolates. It’s just not fair. Why do all the people surrounding me want me to be a fat pig???

Whatever. I’m off to hate them all a little bit.