26^th August

11:58am

So I’m not going to do my food inventory for yesterday, because I’m ashamed at how much I ate at my picnic, so let’s just pretend that yesterday never happened. Although it was SO good. All I had after blogging was two tiny plums, some blueberries and my minging ‘mingy tea’.

Today is a new day. It is so frigging cold in my house, I’m shivering my little tootsies off. I’m going to have to exercise just to keep warm! I think I’m going to do my dancing again, since it has now been seven days, I’ll get into a routine; Day 1: Dance, Day 2: Ab Bootcamp, Day 3: Yoga, Day 4: Running, Day 5: Tae Bo, Day 6: Long walk, Day 7: Double Evening Exercise. I actually want to make an ‘exercise playlist’ like I had when I used to go to the gym. Meewps had better come walking with me tonight or else I’m going to smack her one. Only joking, I’m not violent. But I will bully her into it . . . you’ll see . . .

Special K Bliss bars are so much yummier than regular Special K bars. They have chocolate all over the bottom of them, and they are super flavoursome. Plus, the fruit in them isn’t too dry. My favourite is the raspberry one, although I enjoy eating the mint ones to annoy Meewps (they are her favourite.) I’m quite evil really. Diets make me mean.

Wow, if there was ever a piece of epically strong motivation for dieting, it’s this big fat woman on Four Weddings. She is obese. Her breasts are bigger than her head, and that’s not just because she ‘comes from a busty family’. It’s because she’s fat. Trust me. Maybe she should be on the Special K Diet, downing ‘mingy tea’ every night, and exercising her fat ass off. I told you; diets make me MEAN!!!

Anyway, let’s see if I can do as well as usual today J No picnic on the cards, so I actually stand a chance . . .