28^th August

10:52am

Today is going to be one of the most difficult days on this diet, because as I mentioned yesterday I’m surfing the crimson wave at the moment and it is absolutely killing me. I already know that I’m not going to go bike riding. It will be all I can do to do my yoga and go for my walk. To be honest, I’d be surprised if I can even do that.

Plus, I just want to be eating really rich and creamy foods with chocolate and cheese. I think we are having curry tonight for tea, so I’d better try really hard today or else I’ll be fatter when I finish this diet than I was when I started. I usually have a korma, but this time I might have something spicy and tomatoey, because that will be better for me. With some naan bread and mango chutney. Yummy . . . urgh. I feel sick.

I’m miserable and ill and it’s not fair because today is like, the first and probably only good weather day in the WHOLE of this summer. So shoo. Go away and enjoy the good weather, since you aren’t experiencing crippling pain. Please go. I’ll be fine. In my bed of pain.